But doesn't know anybody and definitely doesn't know how to say, "Ya I want to shoot you with no cloths, and yes with cloths. No they aren't sexual, well maybe in some strange way but not like your thinking. Oh and no the photos won't be flattering or pretty. No white pony's, silk dresses, and nice lovely lighting, more like junk piles, abandoned houses, giant rocks, and the brutal desert sun."

I can see the conversation now.

#1 "You want me take my cloths off?" SLAP

we get past that

#2 "What? You think I look best next to an abandoned motor home?" SLAP

beyond that

#3 "What you do you mean it doesn't matter if I'm not beautiful? You think I'm not beautiful!" SLAP

Ahh.... what delight it is to me be. I don't even need another person to have a conversation like this!